Saturday, May 31, 2008

The Road To Development...

... is paved with potholes.



I dodge this hole every day on the way home from work, and I pass two others just like it on the way to work - 100 meters of scars and black-topped bandages. Al Qaeda IEDs could not do more damage.

They're all fixed every year, and then, three months later, they will re-appear along with some new ones. It's a fact of life in a developing country like Thailand. In a rush to build an infrastructure (while lining the pockets of politicians), the roads that are stretching across Thailand have been spread too thin - just like the paint that covers government offices, or the money that was allocated to set-up public services, but is unable to maintain them.

In Korat, the belly-button of Thailand, I'm surrounded by a city that, while growing exponentially, always looks rundown. Buildings, houses, apartments, restaurants, schools, hospitals, and hotels that were only recently built look worn, tired, and forgotten.

That's why when you find a place that is pristine and cared-for, you make it part of your weekly routine. Just down the street from my house and on the other side of the fence from the pothole is Korat's only (that I know of) public park, Bung Da Lua.




It's a scab on the face of the earth compared to other world-famous, city parks, but compared to its decrepit surroundings, Bung Da Lua is a life-giving oasis. Only 2 square miles, it's impossible to get lost, and you can walk around the entire thing in 20 minutes, but it's green, clean, and holds the only significantly-sized body of water within 100 kilometers - the next biggest being the pothole pictured above during the rainy season.

These pictures were taken during a holiday morning, when the park was relatively quiet, but it's usually filled with families, students, soldiers from the army base nearby, and friends enjoying a little fresh air and some rare, green grass (when Thais do their yard work, they don't bring out the John Deere, they wield a hand-smelted machete).



Since I'm the only foreigner I've ever seen there, I assume they wrote "jogging" and "speed" for my sake.



Bung Da Lua is not just for the fitness freaks of Korat. Every evening there is an art center where kids rent easels and paint pictures. Others braid palm fronds (thank you, spell-checker).



This Chinese pagoda along the lake seems a bit out of place and is always empty. I suspect it's haunted by ghosts.


The other day I visited the park and there was a rainbow. I can't remember the last time I saw one.

So, not knowing when I would see one again, I took lots of pictures.


You can see a small amphitheatre next to the lake where they sometimes have concerts. I'm still waiting to see U2.


It was getting late, and as the sun began to set, I passed a temple that can be seen from the edge of the park.



So, that's it - just a brief escape from the rise and fall of Korat and the pothole infested roads of this backwards, yet-somehow-still-going-forward country, that is Thailand.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

The Inner Sanctum of Ho Chi Minh

My friend, Carl, sent me this photo and two videos from his recent "business" trip to Vietnam.

They were taken from inside the Vietnamese Communist Party compound during a US-Vietnam Business Summit.

Nice statue of Ho Chi Minh in the background.


Allegedly, Carl was there as a representative of Guardian Glass, who may open a new factory in Vietnam.




I suspect if he had told me the real reason he was there, I wouldn't be writing this blog.

Man's Best Friend

... Dogs and the SmartPurse Card

After my previous post I did a quick search of Thai Ads on YouTube and found 2 of my favorites.

Both classics

This ad doesn't have subtitles, but it's pretty self-explanatory. At the end, I believe his SmartPurse is out of cash, but fortunately, he has some valued-customer bonus points - whatever... the dog's expression should explain everything.



Your True Friend

I've always said that advertisements are the best thing on Thai Television. Here's a good example.

It's also an excellent Anthology of Thai ghosts.


Saturday, May 24, 2008

Noise Pollution

This video was taken this morning, as Nuch and I had breakfast while waiting for her bus.

It was 7:20 in the morning. We were the only ones there except for the Grandma and Grandpa that ran the shop and their 30-something daughter that sat in the corner two feet from the pink tower-speakers while playing with her GameBoy.

New Kids on the Block

Eating dinner at the Noodle Shop last night, I saw a few new faces.


Some are cuter than others.


Old-timers, Mon and Daeng, were not impressed, and I don't think they appreciated the lost attention.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Venimus, vidimus...

We came, we saw, we ate pizza

Last weekend I joined Nuch on her trip to Rome. 'Weekend' is a bit misleading, as we were only in Italy for a little over 24 hours.

It was a tight schedule to say the least. I left Korat on Saturday after work and drove almost directly to the airport, only stopping briefly to pick up Nuch, take a quick shower and change. Nuch dropped me off at the departure gate and went to the crew center. I waited a couple hours, got my stand-by ticket with no problems, then boarded our 12-hour flight to Rome. I would have had an empty seat next to me, but a British lady decided she didn't like her seat and chose to sit next to me - apparently, somebody had peed in her seat on the previous flight. Airline seating Karma works in mysterious ways.

This picture was taken two hours into the trip. We were fresh-faced and ready for our whirlwind tour. Roma, baby, Roma.


Upon arriving in Rome, Nuch sped through the air crew immigration line, while I followed the Non-air crew and Non-EU citizens (all 10,000 of them). There were only 4 immigration counters assigned to persona non grata, so the first 2 hours of my 24 hour holiday were spent waiting in line, staring at the back of some Indian woman's head. I was fuming. So was a group of Chinese tourists that almost lynched a Russian guy who tried to cut in line.

To make matters worse, the Thai Air Crew bus to the hotel couldn't wait, so Nuch (who stayed behind to wait for me) and I had to catch a taxi, which cost more (90 USD) than my flight from Bangkok to Rome (75 USD).

But we put all of that behind us and sped on to our hotel, where Nuch promptly fell asleep.

While Nuch slept, I wandered a bit. Here are some pictures of the Ripa Hotel.

The hotel's atrium - looking down from the 6th floor.


and looking up from the lobby.

Some alien flowers on display at the reception desk.


Nuch got up around 11am and we headed out for a day in Rome.


The hotel had the smallest elevators I've ever seen, but their stainless steel walls and doors were a nice complement to my graying hair


Cool little four-wheeled scooter parked in front of our hotel.

Finally, out on the streets of Rome by noon, our holiDAY officially began. I can pretty much sum up our trip in two words: Vatican and Food (and by food I mean pizza).

On the way to the Vatican, we had to switch trams at the Ancient Cat Zoo. Please, note that the look on Nuch's face is not a smile, but a grimace. Her hyper-sensitive, Thai olfactory nerves were a bit overwhelmed by the fact that Roman cats have been marking their territory here for the last 2,000 years.


Free to leave at their own will, this particular cat sat on the steps, contemplating life in the modern world.


Finally, the Vatican.


and proof that we were actually there.


It wasn't me...



I don't have a picture, but similar to Notre Dame, Nuch and I re-affirmed our wedding vows, then we made out.


The Vatican Colonnade

Other random pics.



By far, the best security guard uniforms of all time.


A few empty seats

It was hot that day (and the Pope had gone home several hours earlier)

Nuch pointing to the ceiling on the right and two Swiss Guards about to tell me to get out of the way on the left.


When we weren't at the Vatican, we were eating.

... or drinking coffee, which I don't regularly enjoy, but is a requirement as Nuch's husband.

For our first meal in Rome, we ordered way too much pizza and ate it all.

No meal is complete without some Gelato. Here's a picture of round 1. After finishing this, Nuch got another bowl at a different shop around the corner that had the proper amount of chocolate creamy, richness. Of course, I ended up eating most of it, which is one of the many reasons I gained 4 pounds in 24 hours.

Nuch enjoying the best pizza in the world. It's famous with the Thai crew that stays at the hotel nearby. On the morning before our flight, half the crew were there filling their yearly pizza quota.

It's pretty d@&n good and could be the best pizza I've ever had (close call between here and Connie's and the place we ate at earlier). Can ham and cheese pizza be described as succulent?

This guy is the cook. He's Roman.

On our one evening in Rome, we had a nice dinner under the stars (and didn't take any pictures of it for a change). Afterwards, we did a little shopping and walked through some Roman side streets.

We ended up not buying anything, but we did find a number of cafes and restaurants we want to visit, if and when we return. I suppose we should have taken some time to make a donation at Trevi fountain.

Although it was cloudy and rainy when we arrived, the sky cleared, the sun came out and it was a beautiful day. In the early evening, the sky transformed into an amazing azure blue.

These are two pictures of the moon and a con-trail (or a UFO) taken from our balcony.



27 hours after arriving, it was time to leave.

At the Thai Airport you can play golf between the runways. In Italy, they harvest hay.

Some pics of the Roman coastline.



and finally, back home...

The return flight was a much better experience than the flight to Rome. Not only did I have an empty seat next to me, but I was upgraded to Business Class. I'm never flying Economy again.

I arrived at Suvarnabhumi Airport on Tuesday at around 7 in the morning. Through customs in only 20 minutes, I rushed to the bathroom, washed my face, changed my socks, put on a fresh layer of deodorant, and went straight to work. Got a meeting. Ciao!!