Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Big Fish In A Small Pond

Usually, it's a good thing to be the big fish in a small pond.  Oddly enough, the one exception is when you're actually a big fish and you live in a small pond.

At Rabieng Talay Seafood on Bangna-Trad Rd, they have a 3 foot-long fish with a spindly dorsal fin, a species I've never seen before, living in a tank at the entrance to their restaurant .  Like many Thai restaurants, it's there for good luck.  Unfortunately, this Big Fish was not so lucky, as the water was so shallow it couldn't completely submerge himself.


and it was longer than the tank was wide.  Looks like the tank could have used a good cleaning, as well.  Actually, the tank looks more like the bin where the chef keeps the fish that are about to be filleted - not where you keep a valuable good luck charm.


For the record, Rabieng Talay puts smiley faces on their rice.



Monday, May 23, 2011

Sunset Park Birthday

A couple weeks ago Nuch and I joined a friend's birthday party at Sunset Park Resort.  Here are a few pics.













Here we are at dinner






Here's the birthday boy.



Cognitive Dissonance

Last night Nuch and I went shopping at Home Pro.  In the time that it took Nuch to narrow down her selection of a frying pan to the final two, I was able to choose and pay for a towel rack, a shoe rack, and end tables. 

It still took another 15 minutes before a final decision was made. 


She's the same with mascara. 

What I really don't understand is when compared to the decision-making process of choosing a home - it took Nuch all of 30 seconds after looking at some pictures on the Internet to decide that our current house was the perfect place for us. 

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Fail In Thailand

For the last hour I've been waiting for a report.  Instead of doing anything productive I've been scanning a website called the Thai Fail Blog.  Here are a few choice contributions.

Taken at the Phuket Zoo




Cash or Credit

These guys didn't want to miss their chance to give alms to the monks, so they had an all-nighter







Thai ingenuity


This sign reads - Don't Pee Here.  The Spirit of the Land (Jao Tee) is Powerful!!!


This sign reads - Don't Catch the Fish of Any Kind


Don't judge a book by it's cover.

What a deal?

More Thai ingenuity



In making his cart, this vendor used an old sign that says "Chocolate Flavored".  I wonder how well his grilled chicken sells?

Safety First



When Google Translation goes bad.




Speed Reading

This restaurant has a guarantee that their food is the best in the world - and if it is not, you can punch the owner.



Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Thailand's Got More Than Talent


This is old news, as well, but for the sake of posterity, I'll document it here.

In Thailand's newest American Idol-esque show, Thailand's Got Talent, this contestant showed that she has something that most other Thai girls don't got.  And I'm not talking about talent.