Tuesday, May 10, 2016

You Shall Not Pass

Our cats have decided that 5:30 is breakfast time and will wake us up at 5:31.  Making matters worse, Kitty forgets there's no litter box upstairs and pees everywhere.  This had to end, so Nuch (she is the one who gets up to feed them and cleans Kitty's pee) decided to construct a cat-proof barricade every night before we go to bed.

The design changes from day to day, but in general, it consists of two igloo coolers with their lids on top, set upright against two shoe boxes.  The cat picture was leftover from a charity auction that my friend organized.  I donated 10 bucks to take it off his hands and hide it in a closet. Nuch thought it served best as a kind of psychological boundary to keep my cats from wandering into another cat's territory.  Not surprisingly, none of these efforts have been successful.  



We need Trump's help to build a really, really, great, great wall, and make Kitty and Tipper pay for it.

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