The New Orleans Chicken Pizza Burger

I've become a bit of a 7-Eleven sandwich connoisseur. I try not to eat them often, but they're always coming out with new, intriguing concoctions that beg me to try them.  Sometimes they work - like their spicy chicken burger, but most times they don't - like their "fondue" sandwich.

Their most recent sandwich was their boldest yet - The New Orleans Chicken Pizza Burger.  I love all of those things.  What could go wrong?

 Everything... especially, the sliced pineapple on top

One bite and this one ended up in the trash bin