Saturday, January 12, 2019

Essence Of Chicken

My factory office gave me a New Years gift basket. I've seen these things for years, but this is the first one I had ever received. I knew they were medicinal in nature - a kind of elixir that was supposed to improve your health, vigor, and brain functions. They're red, so I assumed they were cherry-flavored. I should have read the fine print.

They do have cherry-flavored versions, but I got the "Essence of Chicken" version, which taste like chicken-flavored cough syrup.  So, for 2019, I will be without improved health, vigor, and brain function.


 

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