World's Worst Ham And Cheese Sandwich

Not so bad from this angle.

Not so good once you look at what's inside.

Don't Feed The Animals

Just a photo collection of all the animals that have joined me at my table for recent meals.

The Land Of Smiles

I was at my friend Harold's apartment yesterday and noticed some illicit reading material in his bathroom. He's a self-proclaimed bachelor and allowed to have this kind of thing laying around.

Believe it or not - what caught my attention was not what you probably think caught my attention, but rather this young model's sparkling smile.  

I'll need to do some extensive research, but I'm pretty sure she is the first Penthouse Pet to have braces.

Beer Goggles

This is what the Petronas Towers looked like from my hotel room in the evening.

This is what it looked like the next morning

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